#WeirdFiction #DarkComedy #AbsurdistLiterature #UnhingedMainCharacter
Published by Burton Mayers Books – Pre-order my new book Finch’s Arms by Laz Newton: Click here to pre-order on Amazon UK
When a pair of extra hands might just be the last thing he needs.

A preposterous tale of Kafkaesque proportions
Finch’s Arms is a satirical dark comedy about Danny Finch, who grows a second pair of arms and spirals into chaos after uncovering dark truths in London’s celebrity world. As he’s drawn into its toxic core, he battles guilt, self-doubt, and media betrayal, until exposing the truth pushes him to the edge of sanity.


“Finch’s Arms is the kind of outsider satire that leans fully into its perversity and leaves behind a haunting atmosphere that stays with you long after you’ve finished.” – (Faber & Faber)
“A real ride… You won’t expect where it goes next!” (Rose Cleary, author of How To Be A French Girl)
“Laz Newton’s audacious contribution to absurdist literature, is a wild romp through the many different underbellies of British life and also a canny, fast-moving dissection of the popular culture: celebrity TV, home shopping, the decay of pub life, poverty, drug abuse, and despair. Outrageous at times and funny!” (Rachel Callaghan, author of Under Water, recently won the 2025 NYC Big Book Award)
“If My Year of Rest and Relaxation is insider satire, then Finch’s Arms reads as outsider satire.” (Faber & Faber)
Kafka meets Charlie Brooker, with a dash of Ballard.
Finch’s Arms – a dark comedy with extra limbs.
An astute, folkloric retelling set in the contemporary celebrity world.
In a world where everyone’s trying to get ahead, Danny Finch can’t seem to catch a break — not even with four arms. As his reality begins to crack, he’s forced to confront a conspiracy that threatens to consume him.
Two arms weren’t enough… now he’s got four, and things are only getting worse.
Mo’ arms – mo’ problems!
In a world that often feels chaotic and unpredictable, literature has the unique ability to mirror that absurdity and transform it into something beautiful. Embracing the absurd in literature isn’t just about enjoying the quirks and oddities of characters; it’s about exploring deeper truths and expanding our understanding of life.
Dive into works that defy logic and convention. Whether it’s the surreal landscapes of Kafka, the whimsical worlds of Lewis Carroll, or the satirical edge of contemporary authors, allow yourself to revel in the absurd. Let go of your inhibitions—dance with the quirky, laugh with the bizarre, and discover the profound in the peculiar.
“The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth.” – Albert Camus
Embrace the absurd like a long-lost friend.
By opening your mind to the absurd, you not only enrich your literary experience but also discover a deeper, more resilient version of yourself. So grab a book, let the peculiarities wash over you, and enjoy the ride!